Greetings to
all my Insecure Brethran and Sisterns (?) out there. Today's offering comes from a very Vitamin D-deprived-seasonally-
depressed writer who has yet another super-sized order of snow looming in her forecast—again! Sorry for the sass-fest
but I feel the need to whine and who but you could better commiserate with my
self-doubts and insecurities in a matter such as this?
As of late I
have been reading much of what NOT to write.
Some of my favorite bloggers have been partisan to the sharing of
this information, and I mean no disrespect, for you have offered it fairly and
with many well-placed caveats, but honestly, I’m far too fragile for such
fodder. I get a sick head-ache from
contemplating the all too familiar pedestrian nature of my own writing, so apparently
filled with these foibles and faux pas, it makes me want to chew a few
Bufferin, find the nearest divan and faint dead-away.
You know
what I’m talking about. The dreaded LIST.
“The top ten things never to put in your
fiction” kinda parasitical lists that stalk the writing world looking to
bloodsuck the creative juices out of every unconfident, neophyte writer out there.
*Avoid detailed descriptions of characters. (Keep ‘em guessing is my motto!)
*Don't go into great detail describing places and things.
(Sense of place is like—so last year!)
*Never use a verb other than "said" to carry
dialogue and never use an adverb to modify the verb "said" as in “ He
said gravely.” (Now we’ve NEVER seen this done, right?)
*Never use “ing” verbs or “ly” adverbs. (Effing Hell.
Total rewrite.)
*Keep your exclamation points under control. You are
allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. (Bummer!!!!!)
Never use the words "suddenly" or "all
hell broke loose". This rule doesn't require an explanation. (Yet suddenly, I want one.)
Show don’t tell. (Everybody’s favorite!)
Be specific; not vague.
(How vague is THAT?)
Avoid
using: Really, you, feel, think, as, a lot, sort of, kind of, like, just and
used to. (There
goes my word count.)
This type of creative coercion was made popular by author
Elmore Leonard in his book "Ten Rules of Writing" (above) and is still regarded by many as the bar for
excellence though this is the man who also brought you this:
So, in the spirit of “growing as an artist” and “developing my craft” I thought, “Let’s give it a shot, shall we? Give it the old college try?” So I took a sample of my latest WIP and subjected it to the austere standards of The List: I removed the superfluous verbiage, those irascible exclamation marks, and all the redundant, excessive, unnecessary words that so clutters my elementary prose and I was truly amazed by the results! This is what I was left with:
Well I’ll be damned. It worked.
~Just Jill
Get you the heck back to the IWSG list!
I've always been a bit of a rebel when it comes to things like writing and I cringe at so many of those rules. I know they are correct for the most part, but still I like to break them. Really I do.
ReplyDeleteLee
Writers Workshop
An A to Z Co-host blog
Huzzah! Hears to rule-breakers everywhere!!!
Delete(and an extra ! just because...)
~Justly Jilling
I commented on a blog recently (I don't remember which blog it was, and I hope it wasn't yours...otherwise, I'd be guilty of doing a deja-comment) about how sometimes rules can be broken if the author pulls it off right.
ReplyDeleteFor example, we always hear about how a novel shouldn't start off with a MC getting up in the morning. Well, that's how The Hunger Games began...and the author pulled it off very well.
So while it doesn't hurt to keep these writing "don'ts" in mind, breaking a rule might not necessarily hurt your WIP as much as you might think it would, if you do it right.
Hi Cynthia,
DeleteMy current WIP starts off in a car, which is another "no-no".
Doing it right is my motto!
~Justly Jilling
Bahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI was feeling a little down before I hopped by, but you totally made my evening with that last one!
As an author all these rules irritate me. Especially the "only said" rule. Why can't you "smile" a sentence? I do it all the time!!!!! ... and don't get me started on exclamation points!!!
As a reader there are things that irritate me (paranormal romance cliches being a favorite blog topic of mine), but it is rarely these so-called "Writing Rules." Perhaps that's because writers have gone through the painful process of eliminating all these things, but *looks around suspiciously* I don't think so...
Isn't there a song, "Rules are made to be broken..."
DeleteOhh! I need to stop by your blog!
Keep smiling!!!!!
~Justly Jilling
Snicker.
ReplyDeleteThe only writing rule you need to know is "know when to break the rules".
Oh! How devilishly spot on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThanks for stopping by, Sara.
Gratefully, Thankfully, and Admiringly yours,
~Justly Jilling
"I think you may be writing a modern classic!!," she said dubiously.
ReplyDeleteIt's true, you have to learn to keep the volume turned down to a reasonable level on writing advice. The best rule for writing is make it interesting. Everything else will be forgiven. You can quote me on that. :))
Thanks L.G.
ReplyDeleteWell said, and I'm seeking representation for that MS as we speak!
~Justly Jilling
One of my favorite writing articles in the last year was one by Lee Child that talked about why you should "Tell, Don't Show." There's a place and a time for almost everything in writing if you do it well. Thanks for a chuckle.
ReplyDeleteI must read that straight-away!!!
ReplyDelete(Extra exclamation marks for you Rosi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Justly Jilling
I hate the rules. I work as a technical editor by day, fiction writer by "every other hour in the day pretty much" and I think these rules are for the gullible. The idea that creativity and writing can exist in a world of hard lines is ridiculous. Rules serve to strip away what makes a story unique. Clearly, an entire book without punctuation is going to be hard to read, but if that is what speaks to you, so be it. And thankfully, indie publishing exists to give writers a chance to publish their unique vision, not what is left after the "rules" hit it. That said, I do believe in editing and editing and editing some more. Great post!
ReplyDeleteWell said, Julie!!
DeleteThanks for stopping by the nut-tree and so very nice to meet you and hear your wise comments on the matter at hand,
~Just Jill
What a wonderful post - I really needed the laughs today, what with the rain and my kid's ortho appointment! (But let's not go there.)
ReplyDeleteCompletely agree with you. Soon we'll be left with nothing at all, after we winnow out present participles, Old Elmore's list, and anything else reviewers and critics continue to add to "The List."
Elmore's cover falls under the "So bad it's almost delicious" category, btw.
I know! I almost want to read it and police it for errors. I bet his heroine never "sighs lustily"...
Delete~Just Jill
If I adhered to these rules, there would be nothing left in my writing. As far as I'm concerned, I write how I want to. And I happen to think my writing is quite good, even if I do some of those things.
ReplyDelete"A" for attitude! That's the way we get things done, huh? Thanks for stopping by Laura.
Delete~Just Jill
LOL! I'm going to try that magic on my wip. Right now I'm rotating between thinking it's a masterpiece and thinking it's godawful terrible no good etc.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's rainy and cold!
And my husband is one a business trip!!
Oh, for summer when the words are perfect and the light is bright.
And we never want to sit down and write because we would rather sit out on the deck with a glass of wine and grill burgers and watch the fireflies come out...and....and...
DeleteSpring will come again, won't it?
Thanks for stopping by Johanna.
Always a pleasure.
~Just Jill
Thank you for sharing your tips! I am beginning my own journey and all helpful tips are appreciated! sandysanderellasmusings
ReplyDeleteHi there Sandy,
DeleteWelcome to the nut-tree. Thanks for stopping by!
~Just Jill
That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't even online when writing my first book, so I avoided seeing all the things I shouldn't do. Oh wait, I did read many times that science fiction was dead. Ignored that advice as well.
Glad you got a laugh out of it Alex. Let's all ignore advice more often than not...
Delete~Just Jill
Your post is a reminder that there are often mixed messages going out to writers.
ReplyDeleteFor example, write what you know... versus... stretch your imagination and write out of the box. Show don't tell and vice versa (as mentioned by one of the commenters above) and a batch of others...
Instead of all the emphasis on the do's and dont's, I say focus on writing a good, meaningful story that comes from the heart and soul. A story that the reader will connect with...
Great advice Michelle. Thanks for stopping by the nut-tree...
Delete~Just Jill
Glad you've decided to put what others tell you to not put into your writing into the trash, so to speak. The best advice I know of is to write PERIOD. Okay, I should take my own advice.
ReplyDeleteHi Nancy,
DeleteThanks for stopping by for a cuppa. Always nice to hear from new peeps!
~Just Jill
*giggles* Love it! Yeah, all those lists of don't really make me want to rebel. It is sort of who I am. I figure though, NONE of the rules apply to a first draft, and in an edit, before applying ANY of them, identify what's necessary for true voice. Breaking a rule or two for your voice, is all good. (and worrying about them while writing will just stress you out.
ReplyDeleteYou bring up a good point Hart. Thanks for contributing YOUR voice.
Delete~Just Jill
Oh goodness this made me chuckle. When I had calmed down I realised I break so many of these rules. I must be a rebels. I know what you mean though, especially the avoidance of adverbs. Working in education I'm always encouraging children to use them because it 'makes their writing more interesting' then suddenly (oh sorry there's a rule breaker now!) we are being advised not to use them too much! Yeah couldn't resist a couple of exclamation marks either!!
ReplyDeleteGreat post.
Hi Suzanne!!!! Thanks for stopping by and commenting. Suddenly I find myself surrounded by rule-breakers!
Delete~Just Jill
Good rules that I've mostly heard of. I can't stand when authors overwrite descriptions, as in who-cares-move-on- with-the-story overwriting. As for the snow, please send it to south. We'd like some.
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You may have all you like. I have directed it South.
Delete~Just Jill
It worked indeed! Say, may I borrow that book? Mr. Leonard's, I mean? Maybe I can write like Tolstoy? I needed that (very deftly phrased) howler!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if there are any steamy scenes in Mr. Leonard's book... with heroines "breathing" dialogue breathlessly...
Delete~Just Jill